Oh My Stars! By Jackeé Frost

For the Week of February 2-9

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Many in your life are taking advantage of you. You’ll get tired soon enough. But don’t get pissed at them. You’re the one that said you’ll do whatever. A boss turns you into a taskmaster. Ask for some help before you wind up sleeping at work. Give Ebay a rest.

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
You opened your mouth, and as usual, your foot automatically went in. There are people who are not pleased with your with what your said. Simply pretend like your don’t know what they’re talking about. You’re good at that. Watch your dining habits. It might be what is keeping you from getting some good sleep.

Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Watch your jealousy. A new interest has the same in mind with you, but won’t put up with your envy. This is not a good time to gamble with your money. Put your pocketbook away. An Aquarius is looking at you. Don’t stare – it’s not polite. A crazy week is ahead of you, so eat more vegetables than normal. And drink water.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
You’ve been stagnant where you are and need to think more about yourself rather than that damn company. Cause if you died today, they’d replace your ass but quick! Make an effort to stay calm. Although you think you keep your cool, your internalizing of crap raises your blood pressure. Update your resume.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
You run into an old friend. And that friend is old for a reason. Keep moving on. An emotional week takes a toll on your body. Take some time to heal thyself. Go buy yourself something nice, sugah. You deserve to pamper yourself. But don’t go insane. You have to watch your money for a possible change of employment or residence.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
A new friend proves to be a rat. Get out the poison. Your relationship is going to take a turn, one way or the other. It’s either commit or quit. You worry too much about things you can’t control. It’s not pretty. Use your efforts in more productive ways – like minding your own damn business.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Let's practice together: No. Can you say it? People are pissing on you and saying it's a rainstorm. You’re a treasure, so start acting like one. There are masochists out there who are ashamed of you. Stand up for yourself just once. You've been gaining a little weight, and the "it's only holiday weight" excuse is really, really tired. Eat smart.

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 23)
It's time to start over. Your relationship is standing still and you don't have the guts or the money to make a move. At least if you're going to be in a nowhere relationship, try to get something out of it. Plan an escape and put a stash together. You're bound to lose in this one, so make it worth it.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Since stubborn is your middle name, you can bet your bottom dollar that your mouth will write a check your ass can't cash. You're so brave, but deep inside, you're a little girl, hoping that everything will be alright. Swallow your pride and do one thing right for once. It's ok to compromise. It's not a defeat, it's human.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
A love interest is giving all the right signals, you're just on the wrong channel. A date does not necessarily mean marriage. Try to give someone a chance to let you make their life hell.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
At first you don't succeed, try, try again. And again. And again. You give up much too easily and people are beginning to talk. Have a little be more self confidence. People aren't snickering behind your back like you think. They're actually doing in front of your face, but you don't have a clue.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You've been thinking about getting your life together for a while now. Give it less thought and more structure. Write things down that are making you crazy and come up with some solutions and a game plan. You're smarter than you look - so start getting busy.